1. moonager:

    One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

    (Source: totalhunk, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  2. (Source: pikashton, via askmikeclifford)

     

  3. rexuality:

    I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

    like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

    (via hemmosource)

     

  4. svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

    (via hate)

     

  5. jacobshutup:

    u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

    (via trust)

     

  6. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

    (via joshpeck)

     

    1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    2. guys: ew fat chicks
    3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
    4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
    5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
    7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
    9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
    10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
     
  7. urulokid:

    freddyskrueger:

    toocooltobehipster:

    3 year old death grip!

    omfg

    iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

    (via violentcrashingwaves)

     
     
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  9. ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

    postllimit:

    because this post includes a degree in celsius, it is actually invisible to all americans

    what the fuck why are there so many notes on an empty post

    (via violentcrashingwaves)