1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    2. guys: ew fat chicks
    3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
    4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
    5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
    7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
    9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
    10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
     
  1. urulokid:

    freddyskrueger:

    toocooltobehipster:

    3 year old death grip!

    omfg

    iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

    (via violentcrashingwaves)

     
     
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  3. ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

    postllimit:

    because this post includes a degree in celsius, it is actually invisible to all americans

    what the fuck why are there so many notes on an empty post

    (via violentcrashingwaves)

     
  4. organmeat:

    This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

    (via hate)

     
  5. (Source: fatty-food, via wildlust)

     
  6. sexualashton:

    OH MY GOD

    (via embarrassedluke)

     

  7. tomtribbleston:

    oreoofficial:

    girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

    i am girl i can confirm this

    (Source: oreooficial, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  8. kisshood:

    DYLAN O’BRIEN ANNOUNCING THE BOYS

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    5SOS BEING COMPARED TO BLINK 182 AND GREEN DAY

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    THEM PREFORMING AMNESIA

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    CALUM WEARING BLACK

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    HEARING THE RASP IN LUKES VOICE

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    MICHAEL KILLING ME IN M O R E RED

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    SEEING ASH FUCKING SMASH THOSE DRUMS

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    THESE 4 FUCKING DWEEBS FUCKING SMASHING IT ON THE FUCKING VMAS

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    (via violentcrashingwaves)

     

    1. 5sos were not called a boyband
    2. They were called a band
    3. They were compared to Green Day
    4. They were also likened to Blink-182
    5. Dylan O'Brien you had one job to do
    6. Dylan O'Brien you did that job very well